UK Cows Go On Strike After Beef Burger Scandal

NORWICH - England - British cows have gone on strike from John O'Groats to Lands End citing the intrusion of…

13 years ago

Comrade Obama Urges You to Drop the Guns for the Children’s Sake

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Comrade Obama has addressed the Soviet American nation in a speech that brought many to…

13 years ago

His Master’s Voice Alas Now Just an Autotuned Mess

LONDON - England - How many X Factor acts were gracing the shelves of HMV as it was consigned to…

13 years ago

Tesco Horse Races at Cheltenham This Year

CHELTENHAM - England - It's good news for the Cheltenham race course as Tesco will be running their horses this…

13 years ago

Obamacare Subtitle C-11 Section 2521

WASHINGTON DC - USA - A little known clause in the thousand page Obamacare document has been discovered by eagle…

13 years ago

UK Public Insult Law is Frankly Insulting

LONDON - England - A ridiculously insulting law which forbade anyone to insult anyone in public has been deemed insulting…

13 years ago

British Celebrity Paedophiles Only Caught After Death

LEEDS - England - Sir Jimmy Savile OBE raped hundreds of Britain's children over forty years as a powerful BBC…

13 years ago

Woman Arrested For Racist Rants on Underground

LONDON - England - An unnamed woman who suddenly burst into fits of colourful racist language on an underground train…

13 years ago

Comrade Obama Tells Comrade Cameron to Toe EU Line

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Comrade Cameron has been warned by his Soviet superior, Comrade Obama that he must accept…

13 years ago

U.S. Federal Reserve Minting Trillion Dollar Coins to End Deficit

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Obama has ordered the U.S. Fed to start the minting process of approximately…

13 years ago

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