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Two Astronomers Discover New Spectacular Planet

NEW YORK - USA - Two avid astronomers have discovered a new planet to much fanfare and excitement.

7 months ago

It’s Kicking Off Again: Unfettered Mass Immigration Has Destroyed Britain

LONDON - England - Civil unrest, rioting and protest are once again on the streets. Unfettered mass immigration has destroyed…

7 months ago

Labour Votes at 16: “We are counting on old people to die off!”

SCUNTHORPE - England - The Labour Party has introduced votes at 16. All that needs to happen now is for…

7 months ago

How Misgendering Your Pet Could Be Ruining Their Life (and Yours)

LONDON - England - This is serious. Misgendering your pet could cause catastrophic emotional damage to them and you.

7 months ago

Trump to Release Epstein Files on Mars or Jupiter

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Trump is set to finally release the Epstein files much touted during his election…

7 months ago

The Ghost of Margaret Thatcher Solves the Illegal Small Boats Problem

LONDON - England - Last week, the ghost of Margaret Thatcher appeared in the House of Commons and solved the…

7 months ago

EXCLUSIVE : Daily Squib Holiday Giveaway! 1,000 Air India Tickets

LONDON - England - We are giving away 1,000 free Air India tickets for our exclusive Daily Squib holiday giveaway.

7 months ago

Fuera Gringos! Viva La Flat White! Viva La Revolución!

MEXICO CITY - Mexico - "Fuera gringos!" was the call from the angry native mobs who want to boot the…

7 months ago

Why Women Should Not be Frontline Police Officers or the Military

LONDON - England - Women should not be put into frontline police or military work for multiple reasons.

7 months ago

Reeves Announces Another Glorious 0.1% Ungrowth in the Economy

GRIMSBY - England - Wonderful news as Commissar Reeves proudly announces another 0.1% ungrowth in the economy.

7 months ago

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