Euro: Germans Getting Ready For Hyper Inflation Once Again

FRANKFURT - Germany - The ECB's decision to implement a comprehensive program of Quantitative Easing are the final death throes of a beleaguered Euro currency.

The euro currency will be deemed as worthless by the end of the year, and Germans today are getting ready for the inevitable hyper inflation that will follow soon. The unbridled printing of euros solely to prop up weak Southern European EU countries may save some but at a huge cost for Germans in the long run.

“The days of the Weimar Republic are to return. I have my wheelbarrow ready for when I have to go to the shops to buy a loaf of bread,” Anders Dietler, a butcher from Liepzig told local news stations.

By November 1923, the American dollar was worth 4,210,500,000,000 German Marks and sadly the same pattern is occurring right now in Germany.

“Printing fake money to give to Greece so they can spend it again. Now, this is not sound economic sense, but then again, when did these technocrats ever have any? As long as they have unlimited expense accounts what do they care about the ordinary man or woman?” another distraught German said from a bus stop in Berlin.

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