Some Iraqi Suicide Bombers Now Suffering from Premature Detonation

BAGHDAD - Iraq - An Islamist helpline has been set up by Jihadis working within the Sunni Triangle to try…

17 years ago

Daily Squib Hires Labour Peer

ESSEX - England - The Daily Squib has managed to hire a Lord to change the law in our favour.

17 years ago

Comrade Brown Economic Success Hailed by IMF

LONDON - England - British Soviet Supreme Unelected Commander in Chief, Comrade Gordon Brown, has been hailed by the IMF…

17 years ago

Black In Vogue – Why Michael Jackson Regrets Whitening

LOS ANGELES - USA - Black is in vogue right now. You've got the first black president, Barack Obama, the…

18 years ago

Impartial BBC to Fly Israeli Flag on News Broadcasts

LONDON - England - In an effort to remain 'impartial' the BBC is going to play the Israeli national anthem…

18 years ago

Released Gitmo Inmate Now Chef De Partie at Top London Brasserie

LONDON - England - A Saudi militant who was released from Guantanamo Bay after six years of confinement is now…

18 years ago

Club Gitmo to be Shutdown Orders Obama

GUANTANAMO BAY - Cuba - News that Barack Obama has ordered the closing of Club Gitmo has caused consternation and…

18 years ago

Queen of England Photographed on Hit

BALMORAL - Scotland - Queen Elizabeth II is a secret hitwoman in her spare time according to Royal biographer Richard…

18 years ago

The Woman Who Made Barack Obama U.S. President

WASHINGTON DC - USA - They say behind every great man is a great woman. Michelle Obama is the 'woman'…

18 years ago

Bush Exit Signals End of Israeli Blitzkrieg on Gaza

WASHINGTON DC - USA - As the white phosphorus burns the Palestinian civilians into unrecognisable black mush, George Bush leaves…

18 years ago

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