Swine Flu Strikes Again

HULL - England - Ex-deputy prime minister, John Prescott has been struck down with a severe case of 'swine'.

17 years ago

CIA Tortures Terrorists With Celebrity Twitter Updates

VIRGINIA - USA - The Central Intelligence Agency has revealed that it reads out the boring, tedious banal mutterings of…

17 years ago

Kelly Osbourne Hospitalises Twink Boyfriend

LOS ANGELES - USA - Kelly Osbourne's boyfriend, Luke Squirrel, has been hospitalised after he was severely injured in a…

17 years ago

Ricky Hatton to Join Labour Party Leadership Contest

MANCHESTER - England - Conservative party shadow cabinet members were licking their lips at the prospect of another serious contender…

17 years ago

Obama Seen Walking on Surface of White House Pond

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Obama was seen by witnesses walking on the surface of the White House's…

17 years ago

Are Bankruptcies the New ASBOs?

LONDON - England - According to government appointed trend experts, going bankrupt is the next cool thing after ASBOs.

17 years ago

Scientists Baffled After Analysing Mexican Flu Virus

LONDON - England - British scientists at the Health Protection Agency's high containment laboratories in Tottenham, north London, have discovered…

17 years ago

New Police Training Game Unveiled

LOS ANGELES - USA - Recruits for the LAPD will be expected to train with the new simulator from next…

17 years ago

Gordon Brown: "Fear Levels Not High Enough"

LONDON - England - Unelected leader of the British Soviet people, Gordon Brown, is relishing the introduction of the swine…

17 years ago

Swine Flu Latest: Sir Fred Goodwin Spotted in Mexico

ACAPULCO - Mexico - That old swine and supreme swindler of the British taxpayer, ex-RBS boss, Sir Fred Goodwin has…

17 years ago

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