No Oil In North Korea Says U.S.

WASHINGTON DC - USA - A spokesman for the Pentagon has announced that U.S. forces will not be invading N.…

17 years ago

Pigs Trough to be Installed in Houses of Parliament

LONDON - England - Members of Parliament were in an ecstatic mood today after it was announced that a pigs…

17 years ago

Shock: Soccer Star Caught Buying Book

LONDON - England - A Premier League soccer star is caught scoring a £420 first edition book on Renaissance Art…

17 years ago

Daily Squib Smuggles Banned American Shock Jock Michael Savage into Britain

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib has spectacularly circumnavigated the Commissar of the Stasi Police, Colonel Jacqui Smith's orders…

17 years ago

New Housing Scheme For Ministers Unveiled

LONDON - England - The independent parliamentary body set up to integrate the new housing scheme for members of parliament…

17 years ago

Daily Squib Big Chinese Sofa Giveaway

LONDON - England - Lucky readers of the Daily Squib will have a chance to win one of many Chinese…

17 years ago

Dishonourable Members of Government Want Increase in Taxation to Fund More MPs’ Expenses

LONDON - England - The Labour government is calling for an increase in taxation so that MPs' expenses can be…

17 years ago

Amy Winehouse Slips on Banana Peel During Caribbean Holiday

ROSEAU - St Lucia - According to tabloid reports, popstar Amy Winehouse has slipped on a banana peel whilst walking…

17 years ago

Swine Flu Strikes Again

HULL - England - Ex-deputy prime minister, John Prescott has been struck down with a severe case of 'swine'.

17 years ago

CIA Tortures Terrorists With Celebrity Twitter Updates

VIRGINIA - USA - The Central Intelligence Agency has revealed that it reads out the boring, tedious banal mutterings of…

17 years ago

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