Obama Finally Finds His Birth Certificate

LOUISIANA - USA - Whilst walking on a local beach on Friday, president Barack Hussein Obama came across a piece of paper buried in the sand, miraculously it was his lost birth certificate which he and millions of Americans have been trying to locate for many years.

“The president was walking along the beach when he came across a piece of paper with his name on it. He took one look at it and realised that it was his long lost birth certificate. Now he can show those sceptics that he was born in America and not in Kenya as is believed by many,” Obama’s chief of security, Al Hertyu, told ABC news.

According to the White House press office, the document was lost many years ago when Obama was a little boy in Hawaii. It must have travelled in the sea for many years after finally being washed up on the US mainland shore.

This find is incredible luck because many have been doubting Obama’s mandate to be president of the United States of America.

Well, I hold my head in shame if this is true. I’m sorry I ever doubted our great president who has done so much for our country and brought in that ‘change’ he was talking so much about during his election campaign. God bless America,” Janice Liebowitz, a previously sceptical Obama detractor told the Fox News network.

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