Health and Safety Found to be Unsafe

LONDON - England - Britain's Health and Safety commission has been found to be unsafe and will be disbanded within…

16 years ago

Neverland Visitor: "I Was Molested By Jacko’s Ghost"

LOS ANGELES - USA - A 12 year old Neverland visitor has made an extraordinary claim in a lawsuit against…

16 years ago

The Spy Who Facebooked Me

LONDON - England - The newly appointed head of MI6 Britain's Intelligence Service, is secretly conducting a Top Secret mission…

16 years ago

Gordon Brown’s Favourite Sports Team Wins Championship

FIFE - Scotland - There has been some good news for the British Prime Minister as his local football team,…

16 years ago

NASA to Finally Land Spaceship on Moon

CAPE CANAVERAL - USA - Scientists at NASA's Research Center have finally come up with a way of landing a…

16 years ago

Obama Now Smoking Five Cigarette Packs a Day

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Obama is said to be smoking about five or six red Marlboro packs…

16 years ago

ID Cards Not Compulsory But You Will Be Jailed If Found Without One

LONDON - England - Comrade Brown, today announced a new initiative to do with Identity papers held by all proles.

16 years ago

Revealed: "Kelly Osbourne Ate My Chihuahua"

LOS ANGELES - USA - A distraught Hollywood socialite has revealed the harrowing details of an encounter with Kelly Osbourne…

16 years ago

Gordon Brown Offers Support to Iranian People in their Attempts to Overthrow their Unelected Leader

LONDON - England - Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, offered his support to the Iranian people in wishing to rid themselves…

16 years ago

Muslim Convert Jackson Got It Wrong : 50 Concerts Not 50 Virgins

LOS ANGELES - USA - There are rumours circulating around Hollywood that the recent Islamic convert, Michael Jackson, may have…

16 years ago

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