TRADE WAR LATEST: EU’s Von Der Leyen Threatens Trump With “Countermeasures”

BERLIN - Germany - Ursula von der Leyen, the EU president, is threatening the USA with a trade war, and…

1 year ago

Trump Goes Easy on EU Trade Tariffs

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Donald Trump has gone easy on EU trade tariffs, with only a 20% charge on…

1 year ago

FARMERS STRIKE: DOES NOT Begin Across Britain

LONDON - England - The farmers strike on flour and bread never happened. Nothing to see here folks. Pathetic.

1 year ago

Comrades, the Kulak Farmers are Revolting!

RUNCORN - England - Reports are coming in that the kulak farmers are revolting. Do not worry, comrades. Commissar Reeves…

1 year ago

Today is Our Only Official Day Off in the Year

LONDON - England - Today is the official day off for all Daily Squib staff.

1 year ago

Not Proud to be British Any More

LONDON - England - You're not proud to be British any more, and if war starts, no one will fight…

1 year ago

Meghan Markle Could Sell Sussex Branded Landmines On Instagram

LOS ANGELES - USA - Hollywood celebrity Meghan Markle could sell Sussex branded landmines on her shop to make some…

1 year ago

Vicar Criticised for Refurbishing 15th Century Village Church

GRINDLEFARTLESDEAN - England - Villagers say Reverend Peter Monkswaithe has ‘disfigured the village church’ with a recent refurbishment

1 year ago

Meghan Markle Considering Joining OnlyFans

LOS ANGELES - USA - Meghan Markle is expanding her internet influencer market by a possible OnlyFans account that could…

1 year ago

White Boy Stung by African Wasp in Lesotho

MASERU - Lesotho - An angry female African wasp has stung a white boy multiple times, it has been reported.

1 year ago

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