Great News! Comrade Starmer Approval Rating Now -56%

SCUNTHORPE - England - Comrade Starmer has hailed his catastrophic poll disapproval rating of -56% as a victory in Labour's…

11 months ago

Putin Loves the Slow, Slow West

MOSCOW - Russia - Britain's enemies are thanking the slow West for its inefficiency and inadequate weak plodding ineffectual lack…

11 months ago

Soviet Tory Party is Same as Soviet Labour Party Says Badenoch

MANCHESTER - England - Comrade Kemi Badenoch reveals what everyone knew anyway. The Tory Party is the same as the…

11 months ago

Woke Amazon Destroys James Bond

HOLLYWOOD - USA - Woke Amazon has already started to destroy the cult image of James Bond by airbrushing his…

11 months ago

Wokerati Panic As Netflix Loses $25 Billion After Musk Call

LOS ANGELES - USA - The woke programmers and engineers of Netflix are in panic mode as Elon Musk calls…

11 months ago

Shock as UK Advert Found Without Black Person

LONDON - England - Black people are usually in every TV advert in the UK, but one man was shocked…

11 months ago

“Thanks to me appeasing terrorism, Jews are not safe in Britain”

MANCHESTER - England - Comrade Starmer reveals appeasing terrorism in the PRSB means Jews are not safe in Britain.

11 months ago

Hegseth Backs Down on Fat Generals

QUANTICO - USA - The United States secretary of defense Pete Hegseth has backed down on banning fat generals in…

11 months ago

Democrats Need a Sense of Humour Trump Team Says

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The deluded dumb Democrats just don't have a sense of humour any more, and the…

11 months ago

Comrades, Commissar Reeves Hails More Taxes For Working People

LIVERPOOL - England - Commissar Reeves will put more taxation upon working people, she proudly announced at this year's Labour…

11 months ago

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