Everyone’s Happy Now That We’re All Better Together

GLASGOW - Scotland - Everyone in the United Kingdom is 'Better Together'. So show some love.

The streets of Glasgow were teeming today with people all chanting that they were ‘better together’.

“It’s like a love fest, we hug each other, sing songs of unity together and we’re getting all loved up,” Angus McFenster, 35, a Scottish nationalist said whilst removing someone’s hand from his neck.

A BBC crew were in town, they felt the love too as bottles and stones rained down on them.

“Love is all around, better together or something like that, innit?” a unionist voter said from his hospital bed.

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