Baphomet: “Obama My Son You’re Doing a Great Job”

THE UNDERWORLD - Lord demon Baphomet has praised Obama on his work.

 

Speaking from the underworld, the great horned one praised president Obama on a great job done so far as the president of the United States.

“I bet they did not realise that Change was going to be like this. Ahhh Barack you are doing very well. How you fooled those voters, over and over again. You still have two human years left to complete the tasks we agreed on. This is just the beginning but I can already see some results coming into fruition.

“As I look across this dark grey cavern, I see the future and I like it. You will receive great earthly rewards when the job is completed.

“Switch everything around, confuse, disperse, create chaos out of order, introduce multiple threats from all directions, deceive and lie, jeez, I get the giggles just thinking about it.

“I thought George and Tony were good, but you’re even better.

“The world is in turmoil and you have done well there, but you must complete the great work soon, only then will I reward you for your efforts. We have no need for America any more and that forsaken place is the beginning of our endeavours to conquer the earth completely. It seems like eternity but all this waiting may finally pay off soon, thanks to you.

“Just don’t forget the deal we made, you can’t get out of it now. Once you sign on the dotted line, that’s it. Hargh! Hargh! Haaaargh!”

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