SWINDON - England - Alas, Rik Mayall has finally gone to Swindon to attend that elusive conference.
It was a hard car journey, vomitous, violent and fucking hilarious, but Rik finally got to Swindon to attend that sales conference.
Is Swindon heaven or hell? That’s an existential question best left for another millennia.
As the strains of Spandau Ballet ooze through the ether, let’s hope for Rik’s sake that the disc is not jammed again.
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