Obama: Killer Drones to Combat Climate Change

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Obama wants to use killer drones to make war on climate change.

President Barack Obama said his administration wants to combat climate change with killer drones that are used routinely to murder people that do not agree with U.S policy.

“We don’t have to choose between killing humans needlessly with drones sanctioned by me and killing climate change,” he said in his weekly address, which was recorded yesterday at the Children’s Drone War Institute in Washington. “As president, and as a parent, I want my kids to know that my drones will not only be killing innocent villagers in some dust ridden land, but will also be combating climate change.”

The Environmental Protection Agency is scheduled to announce a plan to deploy thousands of killer drones into the atmosphere where they will make war on the offending climate change.

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