Wrong Man Beheaded by Crazed Jihadist Team Wants Compensation

ALEPPO - Syria - Al Qaeda-linked jihadists in Syria who reportedly admitted beheading a rebel fighter by mistake are now being taken to court by the man for unlawful beheading, Syrian news reports claim.

“I just want my body back,” the beheaded man told an Al Qaeda affiliated news service in Syria.

The man is also demanding a full compensation package which could run into millions of Dinars if the case goes ahead.

For now, the man’s head is languishing in a fridge freezer and attempts to sew his head back onto his body have been unsuccessful.

Mahmoud Al Jizzeera, one of the rebels involved in the beheading explained how sorry the team were for chopping the head of the wrong man off.

“It was a mistake anyone could make. We were told to behead a man with a beard holding a gun and shouting Akbars every two seconds. Just take a look around,  you’d be hard pressed to find anyone else,” Mahmoud Al Qitira, another jihadist rebel leader exclaimed.”

ADVERTISE ON THE DAILY SQUIB

Email advertising (at) dailysquib.co.uk for all your advertising needs.
  • SUPPORT THE DAILY SQUIB
  • We fight for freedom, justice, satire, and coffee.
  • Reader support keeps the caffeine flowing.
  • Disqus Comments Loading...
    Share
    Published by

    Recent Posts

    Chinese Scientists Rejuvenating the Seriously Ill Leader Xi Jinping

    BEIJING - China - Chinese scientists are successfully rejuvenating the seriously ill CCP leader Xi…

    5 hours ago

    Looking Forward to the Nightmare Labour Budget

    MANCHESTER - England - Are you looking forward to the nightmare Labour budget?

    1 day ago

    Experts: True Change Can Only Come From the Population – Not the Government

    FRANCE - To effect any form of true change in any given Western nation, the…

    1 week ago

    Trump Going Through Blondes Like Lost Election Promises

    WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Another Trump blonde exits almost as fast as she entered…

    1 week ago

    Comrades, We Are Now Coming For Internet Tax to Fund Welfare State and BBC

    MANCHESTER - England - Comrades, you will pay an internet tax to pay for the…

    1 week ago

    Rebranding Brand From his Rape Brand

    LONDON - England - Rebranding Brand from his rape brand will be quite a task…

    1 week ago

    This website uses cookies.