Coulson and Brooks Pictured On Honeymoon

LONDON - England - The happy couple, former Sun and News of the World editors, Andy Coulson and Rebekah Brooks, were photographed leaving the Old Bailey for a six year honeymoon stay today.

News of the Screws

Newly weds Andy and Rebekah Coulson, were promptly whisked away today from the Old Bailey after an opulent wedding in the dock.

Their honeymoon destination was a heavily guarded secret, but the prison van was seen heading towards Wormwood Scrubs prison where the happy couple will spend their honeymoon in separate cells at Her Majesty’s Pleasure.

The Bride and Groom left their wedding venue covered in blankets, however the couples’ former employees, a gaggle of Sun reporters waiting at the exit were still able to quiz them on their joyous day.

“I can’t wait to spend the next six years of married life behind bars hacking away. This time I’ll be trying to hack at the wall to break out as opposed to hacking celebrity phones,” former Sun editor, Andy Coulson was quoted by the tabloid.

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