NSA Operative Bugged Own Grandmother

MARYLAND - USA - An NSA operative has admitted to bugging his own grandmother in another amazing revelation on the spying agency.

“I just had to do it. I felt compelled to find out if she was baking the right kind of cakes. I also found out that the old bag does not intend to leave me anything in her will when she croaks. That’s why I just set the IRS on her,” the anonymous operative confessed to CNN.

According to reports about the spying, there is so much information now in the NSA databases that only one percent is readable.

“We spied on so many people that it would take literally five million years to read all the data. We just don’t have the staff for that,” NSA head, Dwight D. Salinger recently told a Congressional hearing in Washington.

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