New White House Cook Announced

An excited Michelle Obama announced the new cook yesterday at a press conference in the White House Rose Garden.

“I am pleased to announce our new cook. She is going to give us some true Southern style cooking.”

Paula Deen, who recently retired from the Food Network, is an expert cook and loves nothing better then to put a tub of butter in a pan and cook up those chitterlings like a pro.

“When I heard that I got the job I said some words beginning with N, and I got out my Soul Food book and started studying. You know, it’s gonna be like cooking for the work on the old plantation. I’m gonna make sure the Obama family is well catered for so they can spend our hard earned tax dollars vacationing in Europe. Gee, I can’t wait to start!” an excited Paula Deen said whilst cracking a whip on one of her negro waiters in her restaurant in Alabama.