Prince Charles Laments Princess Diana Not Ageing Well

WINDSOR - England - Prince Charles has lamented the fact that his wife has not aged very well during a jokey appearance yesterday in front of the waiting press.

“We married in 1981 and she was the picture of beauty, young with porcelain skin, but now I’m afraid she looks like an old leather bag found in the castle attic,” the Prince Charles remarked, before getting into the royal chauffeur driven limousine.

There are rumours in the Palace that all is not well with the Prince and his wife.

“We have unconfirmed reports from Palace aides that the Prince may be thinking about trading his old model in for a newer one. These are of course unconfirmed rumours and cannot be substantiated at this time,” a Royal correspondent for the BBC revealed today.

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