Kim Jong Un to Attend Thatcher Funeral

LONDON - England - North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un is set to attend the lavish state funeral of the former prime minister, Margaret Thatcher, Number10 Downing Street has announced.

“I will be arriving on a North Korean nuclear missile which will be fired from a silo deep in my Communist country,” the dictator told Korean state television on Wednesday.

The grand entrance by the North Korean despot will be hailed as an audacious show of power by the North Korean regime.

Some Londoners however were not too happy about Kim Jong Un turning up to the ceremony on a nuclear missile.

“Didn’t like Maggie much but even I think this is too much. Can’t he just come along in a car like everyone else?” Arthur Dingle, 56, a civil servant from North London told the Evening Standard.

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