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“Put the Knife Down!” Philadelphia Police Shoot Another Deranged Savage Maniac

PHILADELPHIA - USA - After a deranged man was shot for running at the police with a knife, peaceful BLM and ANTIFA were immediately mobilized.

You have to hand it to the American police forces with the amount of deranged violent maniacs they have to deal with on a daily basis. This time, the good officers of the Philadelphia police force put down another rabid animal coming at them with a knife. Naturally, it was pop pop time and the creature was put down in a humane manner.

“There’s no other way to deal with these deranged maniacs. Most of them are on some sort of psychotropic drugs and do not feel any pain, so no other form of force apart from a decent amount of lead is going to work in stopping these violent individuals,” one man on the scene revealed, patting the officers on the back.

Hopefully the officers will get commendations and medals for their bravery in protecting decent citizens, and cleaning the streets one lunatic maniac at a time.

Meanwhile, in other parts of the city, more peaceful BLM supporters were witnessed dishing out their goodwill to innocent white citizens of Philadelphia.

The BLM crew are getting clever though, now they’re targeting ATM machines by blowing them up and looting the thousands kept in the machines.

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