Is This the Most Pleasant N. Korean USA Attack Video Ever?

PYONGYANG - N. Korea - America could soon be attacked accompanied by a pleasant Michael Jackson soundtrack according to a recently released video from the isolated communist country.

According to communist officials in North Korea, a missile attack on the United States would be a pleasant affair that would make the world a better place.

“I’m not sure if Michael Jackson would have approved to see one of his beloved world peace songs being used by the 30-year-old North Korean leader Kim Jong-un to demonstrate the destruction he hopes to inflict on the United States some time in the future?” a U.S state department official said today.

An internet user from America said today: “At least it’s not a Gangnam style video from South Korea. I actually prefer this North Korean one instead.”

 

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