EU Working to Eventually Introduce Democracy

BRUSSELS - Belgium - The EU Commission is working to eventually introduce democracy in the Eurozone in about 200 years time if all goes well, unelected technocrats revealed yesterday.

“We thought we might dip our toes into trying some small elements of democracy and we might give the people some say in how they should be governed,” Jose Bubbarosso, the senior EU Commissioner for EU Dictatorial policy said at a recent conference.

Democracy is something that is completely alien to the EU but they say they are at least trying to implement it in a few hundred years time.

“We may consider giving the masses some say in the EU but there is still not much chance of that ever happening in our super soviet state because that could be very dangerous to our system of total control,” another unelected bureaucrat said.

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