Depression Covered By Obamacare

TEXAS - USA - Millions of Republicans across the United States were said to be signing up for anti-depressant drugs under Obamacare after his astounding re-election.

“It’s a good thing I got that Obamacare because I am so depressed right now I could jump off a bridge,” a depressed Republican said before jumping off a bridge yesterday.

Some Republicans say that the Obamacare is not enough to cure their depression and are opting simply to leave America.

A prominent Tea Party member John Winters, said: “I been so depressed I turned to coffee.”

One thing is for sure, Obamacare mental health specialists are on hand to help any Republicans immediately with their depression.

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