Daily Squib Tunisian Holiday Giveaway Competition

TUNIS - Tunisia - The Daily Squib is giving away hundreds of holidays to our lucky readers. So grab a much needed welcome break today with our easy online competition.

Fed up of the daily grind of going back to work after the recent Christmas and New Year break?

The Daily Squib’s Tunisian Getaway promotion comes at the perfect time – just when people are getting back to the gruelling 9-5 hell that is work. Every day until Sunday 27th February, readers can get involved in this great promotion from the Daily Squib.

We will be giving away hundreds of sunny breaks where you can enjoy the solitude of baying mobs, gunfire and Molotov cocktails.

Competition winners will have a choice of three spectacular resorts to choose from:

The Ben Ali Resort – A luxurious Four Star resort set in the hills overlooking the capital city. Amenities include: Daily beatings in the tennis courts, dunking in the swimming pool and flame grilled roasts in the evening. Relax on a sun lounger as the tanks roll by and sip your Pina Colada whilst the riot police descend onto the pool terrace to beat the living shit out of the guests and anyone else who is in the way.

Ali Seriati Resort – Enjoy lavish torture facilities as you are interrogated for three weeks in this solitary confinement five star facility deep in the desert.

The Trabelsi – Once you enter this alluring four star holiday resort, you won’t ever want to leave, or be able to.

Just answer this simple question to win your free three week stay in any of the spectacular resorts:

The ‘Molotov Cocktail’ was named after which person?

a) Richard Nixon

b) Vyacheslav Mikhailovich Molotov

c) Gordon Brown

Send a stamp addressed envelope with your answer to: Daily Squib Tunisia Comp, P.O. Box 3214, TUNIS, Tunisia

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