Scatologists Applaud New Spoof Scat Christmas Play

FLORIDA - USA - A controversial holiday Scatalogical music production is set to open at American Stage Theatre in St. Petersburg.

“A Very Merry Authorized Scatology Pageant” is a musical play designed for the holiday season, however, the play will not focus on Jesus Christ, but instead the story will be about N. Ron Hubbub, the founder of the church Of Scatology.

The story line follows N. Ron Hubbub through his life, his journey through the sewers of Los Angeles and search for faecal answers.

“It’s about N. Ron’s scat life. He loved shit, he would wallow in it, he would worship the mighty Klingon and he wrote a bible about it that millions of Scatologists are still following to this day,” said, Ray Mancuso, an actor that plays the role of Hubbub in the production.

The musical satire features characters of famous celebrity Scatologists like John Travolting, Tom Cruises and Kirstie Alleyway and most of the dialogue comes from the writings of Hubbub and church faecal literature.

“The opening scene involves a giant plastic turd being winched down onto the stage from the rafters as the cast beckon down the mighty Klingon which is stuck to a huge ass hair,” said, Tommy Merde, a spokesman for the American Stage Theater.

The theatre is located less than a block away from a Scatology scatwashing building, where Scatologists are daily inducted into the ways of the grand toilet of N. Ron Hubbub.

Officials with the theatre reached out to the church and received feedback from several Scatologists who visit the theatre.

“They basically said, that they absolutely adored the play and they urged all Scatologists worldwide to come and see the scat play in action,” said, Edwin Winnit, the director of the musical.

Two hundred and thirty productions of the musical are being produced around the country, but the American Stage Theatre production is the first to be produced in Florida. “We wanted to give something back to the Scatoogist community here in Florida, so we gave them this big loving turd,” Mr Winnit said.

The theatre is hoping this holiday scat musical will be a big shit in the bowl for everyone, Scatologists and non-Scatologists alike.

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