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Obama For Prison

WASHINGTON D.C. – USA – According to Republican Devin Nunez Nunes, Obama is guilty as hell for wiretapping Trump during the run up to the 2016 election.

The intelligence is said to leave no doubt the Obama administration, in its closing days, was using the cover of legitimate surveillance on foreign targets to spy on President-elect Trump. Unlike the FBI, the NSA have capitulated and will present the full evidence to the congressional investigators at the House Intelligence Committee on Friday.

Obviously, the augurs do not bode well for Obama, who has denied any wrongdoing, however with the evidence presented in plain black and white, how can he deny the charges against him?

As for prison time, according to the U.S. Constitution presidents, current or past are liable for crimes committed. They can of course argue ‘executive privilege’ however under the circumstances of Obama, and the severity of the accusations, he would not be able to hide behind any special legal excuse for his crimes.

Tyrone Jackson, 27, an inmate of San Quentin State Prison in California doing 120 years for crimes of murder and rape, says he “can’t wait to be cell buddies with Barack,” and show him a “good time”.

Looks like its going to be breaking rocks time with his butt cheeks for the disgraced Obama sometime in 2017. Whilst tucked away in some maximum security prison, Obama will no doubt be preaching the benefits of homosexuality and anal sex to his fellow inmates, who no doubt will take him up on the offer.

If Obama is released by 2065, who knows what the world will look like, and whether Obamacare will still be around to treat his sore ass?

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