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National Security: Trump Considering Shutting Twitter Down After Inauguration

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - After a threat made directly from Twitter outlining a plan to shut Trump's Twitter account down for 'Hate Speech' the president-elect Trump has been mulling over ideas for social networks that are biased leaning towards left-wing socialist politics.

 

Twitter has already banned many ‘alt-right’ accounts which were said to be spouting right wing opinions that are an affront to Twitter and classified as ‘hate speech’ or as Orwell would have coined it ‘Thoughtcrime’.

In a bid to resolve the issue of banning the upcoming president from the social network, Trump’s team have fired back.

The War President

“When Trump becomes president, we have to consider the fact that the United States will be on a war footing. We have to consider all areas of national security, and we have seen the lacklustre way Twitter, and other social networks deal with Islamic terrorists. To this end, Twitter could be a national security threat, as well as Facebook. These networks allow the transmission of terroristic propaganda and are not policing their sites by eradicating these messages. We would have to shut them down completely to safeguard our citizens, and preventing the spread of terrorist propaganda and messages,” a Trump security analyst revealed on Friday.

This latest communique comes after Donald Trump announced that James ‘Mad Dog’ Mattis, a former Marines general will be the new secretary of Defence.

Mad Dog’s favourite self attributed quote is: “Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.”

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