EU Referendum: Selling Britain Off On the Cheap is Good Says EU

BRUSSELS - EU - It's business as usual in the EU, as the British PM, David Cameron yelps, begs, and is led around by a very short leash by her masters.

David Cameron is a good little doggy, she begs and comes as soon as her masters call her.

“We feed her little morsels of scrap here and there, and if she is a bad little doggy we put Cameron in the dog house,” an unelected EU representative told Euronews.

But whilst begging, Cameron did a little doo doo on the British flag, that was rather naughty, wasn’t it?

“Au contraire mes amis, nous welcome such antics by les rosbifs, we positivement encourage such actions. C’est un tre,tre, formidable thing to do!” an excited Frenchie told the BBC.

Frau Merkel, one of Cameron’s trainers was rather circumspect about the little doggy.

“If Cameron ka ka’s on my Bavarian carpet I shall have the little mutt shot!” she said gruffly whilst kicking the yelping little dog with an almighty boot.

ADVERTISE ON THE DAILY SQUIB

Email advertising (at) dailysquib.co.uk for all your advertising needs.
  • SUPPORT THE DAILY SQUIB
  • We fight for freedom, justice, satire, and coffee.
  • Reader support keeps the caffeine flowing.
  • Disqus Comments Loading...
    Share
    Published by

    Recent Posts

    BUDGET SECRETS – Why Labour Needs the Neets

    MANCHESTER - England - It was a great Labour budget yesterday for the NEETS and…

    3 days ago

    Chinese Scientists Rejuvenating the Seriously Ill Leader Xi Jinping

    BEIJING - China - Chinese scientists are successfully rejuvenating the seriously ill CCP leader Xi…

    7 days ago

    Looking Forward to the Nightmare Labour Budget

    MANCHESTER - England - Are you looking forward to the nightmare Labour budget?

    1 week ago

    Experts: True Change Can Only Come From the Population – Not the Government

    FRANCE - To effect any form of true change in any given Western nation, the…

    2 weeks ago

    Trump Going Through Blondes Like Lost Election Promises

    WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Another Trump blonde exits almost as fast as she entered…

    2 weeks ago

    Comrades, We Are Now Coming For Internet Tax to Fund Welfare State and BBC

    MANCHESTER - England - Comrades, you will pay an internet tax to pay for the…

    2 weeks ago

    This website uses cookies.