Mosley Celebrates Court Case Win With Massive Orgy

LONDON - England - World motorsport chief Max Mosley is celebrating in grand style tonight after he won legal action against a Sunday newspaper.

After winning the landmark case, Mr Mosley exited the High Court riding on the back of a prostitute barking out orders in German.

The assembled throng of reporters were all treated to the spectacle of Mosley being whipped violently by an assembled garrison of female SS officers whipping his back with gusto.

“I’ve seen some funny sights in my time but this really takes the Gestapo. Max was clearly in ecstasy as he was carried down the High Court steps when his 1930’s Daimler Benz pulled up carrying more stockinged whip happy whores,” an editor for the News of the Weimar newspaper recounted.

The High Court
Judge who handled the controversial case and awarded Mr Mosley the
spectacular win is no stranger to whips and chains himself and cheered
on his friend with a look of glee and jealousy.


Mr. Mosley started to talk in German and demanded he be whipped faster and harder as he got into the the backseat of the classic limousine. He then started to announce that he needed to be gassed. One of the prostitutes obliged by farting on his head leaving him gasping in delight. An old woman standing transfixed in horror vomited violently into her handbag at the sight of Mosley on all fours being whipped and gassed.
The 67-year-old Mosley, who has been married for 48 years, was at one point
whipped so hard that the orgy had to be halted while a bandage was
applied to stop his bleeding.


Mosley’s eyes were rolled up in their sockets as he recited a combination of Yiddish and German whilst the whipping frenzy carried on. The limousine then drove off leaving a trail of blood and soiled knickers with the unholy sound of Wagner’s Ride of the Valkyrie blaring from the car stereo.

As President of the FIA, Mosley is responsible for overseeing international motor sports, including Formula One. He enjoys a close relationship with F1 Supremo Bernie Ecclestone who was also the cameraman during the notorious filmed orgy.

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