Pope to Obama: “We Worship the Same Lord”

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Pope Francis finally met president Barack Obama, two kindred souls in a sea of disorder and chaos that is the world today.

When visiting the president of the United States, in the physical form known as Barack Obama, the pope stood him aside and whispered in his ear: “I am so glad we finally met in the flesh. We worship the same Lord.”

And thus to those words, there was a mischievous twinkle in Pope Francis’ eyes, and Obama smiled smugly revealing his pointed incisors.

Indeed, the cover of aiding the populations actually hurts them, the trick of healing makes people sicker, and the ruse of freeing the population imprisons them further.

“Our poison is their medicine. We will behave as if we are not connected to keep the illusion alive. Our goal will be accomplished one drop at a time so as to never bring suspicion upon ourselves. This will also prevent them from seeing the changes as they occur. We will keep their lifespan short and their minds weak while pretending to do the opposite. We will use our knowledge of science and technology in subtle ways so they will never see what is happening. We will use soft metals, ageing accelerators and sedatives in food and water, also in the air. They will be blanketed by poisons everywhere they turn. We will promise to find a cure from our many fronts, yet we will feed them more poison. Drop by drop, drop by drop we will advance our goal. We will take over their land, resources and wealth to exercise total control over them. We will deceive them into accepting laws that will steal the little freedom they will have until they are totally and completely defeated,” a jovial Obama told the pope during a White House luncheon.

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