Iron Lady: Hillary Clinton America’s Maggie Thatcher

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The augurs bode well for the former Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton as she assumes the role of the first female President of the United States.

Just like Britain’s first female Prime Minister, America’s time has come, as Hillary Clinton raises the gauntlet of the Iron Lady from it’s steel casket.

“We came, we saw, he died!” Hillary said whilst chuckling on the eve of Gadaffi’s death, something even the original iron lady, Margaret Thatcher never achieved.

 This is what America and the world needs, a woman with no qualms about erasing despots off the planet without so much as a sniff.

“Don’t get us wrong here, they’re going to dig up all sorts of dirt for Hill but she’s gonna come through, nothing sticks to that gal, you can sling a fresh cow pattie at her and it’ll slide off right into Jeb’s pea soup,” a Capitol Hill insider revealed yesterday.

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