Chelsy Davy to Star in Female Car Mechanics Calendar

DURBAN - South Africa - Prince Harry's on/off girlfriend, Chelsy Davy is spending some time away from the freezing cold UK at her parents £1 million Durban apartment and getting prepared for a major photoshoot.

Prince Harry’s  girlfriend has been sunning herself in South Africa.

Zimbabwe-born
Chelsy Davy escaped the chilly UK last week to practice posing for the 2008 calendar where she will pose as a female car mechanic.

A source said: “Chelsy looked stunning in
her skimpy white bikini and her gurning was to perfection. She is determined to get the right ‘muntered’ look for the photoshoot next week.”

The
22-year-old spent two hours sunbathing and smoking roll-up cigarettes
on the balcony of her apartment on Saturday, she was then spotted swigging a bottle of vodka and making funny faces at the bystanders – Chelsy then managed to conjure up a large greenie which she spat onto an old woman’s head.

Chelsy, who has had a series of rows with Harry over
his boring academic lifestyle, has reportedly agreed to return to the UK in
the New Year and give her romance with the prince another chance – as soon as he is free from his studies and academic research.

The
source added: “Harry has promised Chelsy he will take their
relationship seriously and put aside his studious ways for awhile.”

The 2008 Calendar for Female Car Mechanic of the Year featuring Chelsy Davy is available now from all top retailers.

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