Breaking News: David Mellor Run Over by 14 Taxis

LONDON - England - Former Conservative MP and radio host, David Mellor has sadly passed away after being run over accidentally by fourteen London taxi cabs.

 

The terrible accident occurred in Central London’s, Leicester Square, and Police are trying to piece together what happened.

“We are gathering eyewitness testimonies from numerous tourists who can’t speak English so this is obviously going to take a long time. There may have been additional cab drivers involved in the mishap and we are appealing for them to get in touch with the Metropolitan police. Our understanding is that after each taxi cab ran over Mr David Mellor, they accidentally reversed over him as well,” Inspector Todd Plebb, told the BBC.

Investigations are currently ongoing and if anyone has any further information about the incident don’t bother calling the Metropolitan police, they’ve got better things to do.

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