Prince William Stuns Americans With New Look

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Prince William made a whirlwind solo visit to America's capital city today to meet the president and deliver a speech at the World Bank on stopping illegal wig trafficking.

Barack Obama welcomed a future king at the Oval Office today.

During a brief public chat between Obama and Prince William at the White House, the royal revealed that he was very excited to premier his new look.

‘What do you think Barack, do you like my new look? I’m getting ready for you know, when I become king and all that guff,’ he quipped.

The president’s reply was unorthodox as usual. Obama said: “No way dude, you gotta be kidding, you gonna walk around with a bird’s nest on yo head, that some funny shiiet!”

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