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Fountain of Youth: Meghan Bathes in Asses Milk Daily Say Servants

WINDSOR - England - News from inside Frogmore Cottage is that Meghan Markle likes to bathe in ass milk every…

6 years ago

Commiserations For Poor Prince Harry After Meghan Reveals She is Charging By the Hour

WINDSOR - England - Further damaging revelations about the state of Prince Harry's marriage to Meghan Markle have come to…

6 years ago

BREAKING NEWS: Prince Louis Climbed to the Top of a Slide Mother Kate Reveals

BLETCHLEY PARK - England - The Duchess of Cambridge, recalls the amazing moment Prince Louis climbed a slide.

7 years ago

“Thank God He’s White!” Windsors Breathe a Sigh of Relief

WINDSOR - England - There was a collective sigh of relief from the royal family when the new baby via…

7 years ago

Samantha Markle Hires Voodoo Priestess For Meghan

PORT AU PRINCE - Haiti - The estranged half-sister of Meghan, Samantha Markle has travelled to the country to gain…

7 years ago

Starving Child Outside Meghan £500,000 Baby Shower Was Thrown Scraps

NEW YORK - USA - Meghan Markle's £500,000 three day baby shower was an eventful celebration, and even included a…

7 years ago

Thomas Markle Creates Banana Pizza to Commemorate Meghan Birth

ROSARITO BEACH - Mexico - Meghan Markle's estranged dad, Thomas Markle has come up with an amazing banana pizza to…

7 years ago

Meghan Could Give Birth to Bunch of Bananas Says Doctor

LONDON - England - Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, has been given some delightful news about her maternity, doctors have…

7 years ago

Meghan: The Last Thing an Overworked Prostitute Needs is Another Banana

BRISTOL - England - Meghan Markle presented bananas with empowering words written on them to tired prostitutes just after another…

7 years ago

Meghan Markle: “Let them eat banana”

WINDSOR - England - Finally, we can reveal exclusive insider information regarding Meghan Markle and bananas.

7 years ago

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