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Juncker: British Houses of Parliament Will Be Made into Shopping Centre

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Jean-Claude Juncker wants the Houses of Parliament to be replaced by a shopping mall.

12 years ago

Juncker Wants to Bring Back Junkers Stukas For EU Luftwaffe

LUXEMBOURG - The incoming EU president, Jean-Claude Juncker, whose father fought in the Wehrmacht in World War II, has vowed…

12 years ago

Police Did Not Bite the Sacrificial Lamb But What About the Big Bad Wolf?

LONDON - England - Hello, hello, hello, we'd like a little word with you sir. Yes, you will be under…

12 years ago

Britain’s Obama Chuka Umunna Seen on Twitter

LONDON - England - Ed Miliband's successor, Chuka Umunna was seen on twitter the other day stirring up the pot…

12 years ago

Scots Demand Independence From Watching England Play Football

SAO PAOLO - Brazil - No doubt Scottish fans gain a great deal of pleasure from seeing England lose in…

12 years ago

Britons Awaiting Interest Rate Rises With Eager Anticipation

SCUNTHORPE - England - The booming UK economy is doing so well during the great depression that interest rate hikes…

12 years ago

England Fans Embracing Italian Culture by Eating Pizza

SAO PAOLO - Brazil - Last night's lacklustre performance by England leaves the team hanging by a spaghetti noodle for…

12 years ago

Why Doesn’t Tony Blair Send His Sons to Iraq Asks Soldier?

YORKSHIRE - England - Tony Blair is pleading for a second land invasion of Iraq by British and American troops.

12 years ago

Phil Neville to Get Personality Implant Says BBC

SAO PAOLO - Brazil - The BBC's new football commentator, Phil Neville, is so boring and monotone that many people…

12 years ago

The Daily Telegraph Changes Name

LONDON - England - The former Daily Telegraph newspaper has changed its name to the Daily Hellograph, the Barclay brothers…

12 years ago

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