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Britons Awaiting Interest Rate Rises With Eager Anticipation

SCUNTHORPE - England - The booming UK economy is doing so well during the great depression that interest rate hikes…

11 years ago

England Fans Embracing Italian Culture by Eating Pizza

SAO PAOLO - Brazil - Last night's lacklustre performance by England leaves the team hanging by a spaghetti noodle for…

11 years ago

Why Doesn’t Tony Blair Send His Sons to Iraq Asks Soldier?

YORKSHIRE - England - Tony Blair is pleading for a second land invasion of Iraq by British and American troops.

11 years ago

Phil Neville to Get Personality Implant Says BBC

SAO PAOLO - Brazil - The BBC's new football commentator, Phil Neville, is so boring and monotone that many people…

11 years ago

The Daily Telegraph Changes Name

LONDON - England - The former Daily Telegraph newspaper has changed its name to the Daily Hellograph, the Barclay brothers…

11 years ago

Iraq: Mission Accomplished

THE HAGUE - Netherlands - Two former heads of state were today celebrating their success in Iraq by visiting the…

11 years ago

Jesus Turns Up at Birmingham School Riding a Trojan Horse

BIRMINGHAM - England - Jesus has appeared at a local primary school riding a Trojan horse according to reports.

11 years ago

Daily Squib Hidden Cash Competition Update

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib newspaper is presenting a golden opportunity for one lucky person to find a…

11 years ago

London Cabbies Sing Uber Alles

LONDON - England - Black cabs are now an endangered species, as their profiteering monopoly is diminished by Uber.

11 years ago

Study: Politicians Are Capable of Feeling Regret

LONDON - England - Politicians are capable of feeling regret about their own actions, an emotion that has never previously…

12 years ago

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