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Donald Christ to Walk Across Strait of Hormuz on Friday

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Donald Christ has revealed that he is going to perform some miracles on Friday, like…

4 months ago

Praise Be to Jesus Trump

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Praise be to Jesus Trump, the anointed one, the saviour of America and the world,…

4 months ago

Loose Lips Sink Ships – Dear President Trump Please Shut the F*ck Up!

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Dear President Trump, you need to shut the f*ck up, because loose lips sink ships.

4 months ago

Iran Operation: The Problem Here is Conviction and of Unity

LONDON - England - Without conviction and unity, the Iran operation is doomed to fail.

4 months ago

Trump: “I may be a surrender monkey but I don’t like cheese!”

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - It turns out that President Trump is a surrender monkey, but one that does not…

4 months ago

UPDATE: Both Downed US Pilots Rescued by Special Forces

IRAN - Both downed F-15 pilots have thankfully been rescued by US special troops sent by Trump.

4 months ago

Fear and Loathing in the Technate: Trump’s Suicide Mission to Save America

STRAIT OF HORMUZ - Iran - After Trump's weird ambling speech yesterday, a dastardly tape fell on my lap explaining…

4 months ago

New Film Release: “Captain Trump and the Adventures of Kharg Island”

LOS ANGELES - USA - We review the latest Hollywood release that has wowed all the critics and reviewers –…

4 months ago

BREAKING – Iran Releases Ominous Threat Video Against the USA

TEHRAN - Iran - The Iranian regime has just released an ominous threat video against America despite claims of peace…

5 months ago

Trump: “Ya Gotta Finish What Ya Started!”

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Trump seriously needs to finish what he started.

5 months ago

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