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David Cameron Promises People Populist Policies in Many Many Years

LONDON - England - Prime minister, David Cameron has pledged to the public that he will listen to them regarding…

12 years ago

Boris Johnson Not as Clever as Cameron or Osborne

LONDON - England - Boris Johnson has admitted to the media that he's not as clever as Prime Minister David…

12 years ago

EU Citizens Will Need Three Months Rent Says Cammo

LONDON - England - Prime Minister David Cameron is proposing a scheme that will placate British voters and still enable…

12 years ago

Revealed: Godfrey Bloom Secret Tory Plant into UKIP

LONDON - England - After ruining the UKIP conference with some slut talk, Godfrey Bloom, a comedic genius, was seen…

12 years ago

Ed Miliband: The Gift That Keeps Giving

LONDON - England - Ed Miliband, the Labour party leader is a gift to the Conservative party at the next…

12 years ago

Cameron: “Darling, Will You Please Pass the Olive Oil Jug”

IBIZA - Spain - Mr Cameron has been pictured soaking up the Balearic sunshine and sipping coffee with his wife…

13 years ago

UK Government: Satirical News Now Indistinguishable From Actual News

LONDON - England - The Coalition government's media spokesman has declared that satirical news is now indistinguishable from real news…

13 years ago

Cammo Running Scared Back to Merkel

LONDON - England - Number10 Downing Street was strangely quiet yesterday evening as the prime minister slunk back to his…

13 years ago

Do You Have a Case of IDS?

SALFORD - England - The chance's are if you are on state benefits you might have a case of IDS,…

13 years ago

Iron Lady Maggie Thatcher Meets Her Final Mining Strike

LONDON - England - Margaret Thatcher is dead.

13 years ago

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