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An Ode to Brexit, the Dream Departed

LONDON - England - Seeing as Keir Starmer and Labour are reversing a Brexit that never happened, how's about an…

12 months ago

Keir Starmer: “I am doing assisted dying right now”

GRIMSBY - England - Prime Minister Keir Starmer has revealed he is doing some assisted dying on himself and the…

12 months ago

Comrades, the PRSB is Being Attacked by Partisans

GRIMSBY - England - Comrade Starmer has made an urgent communiqué from his dacha about the PRSB being attacked by…

1 year ago

Keir Starmer: “If women can have a penis, I can grow one too!”

LONDON - England - British PM, Keir Starmer, famously said "women can have a penis". Now he's trying to grow…

1 year ago

Not Proud to be British Any More

LONDON - England - You're not proud to be British any more, and if war starts, no one will fight…

1 year ago

Great News! Keir Starmer Labour to Add £6.43 Trillion Debt by 2029

GRIMSBY - England - Keir Starmer's Labour government will add £6.43 Trillion debt to the UK by 2029.

1 year ago

Buttering Up the Trump Ain’t So Hard

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Keir Starmer is learning that a good buttering up session does wonders when dealing with…

1 year ago

Trump: “USA Leaving NATO Would Be the Icing On the Cake”

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - America leaving NATO would be the icing on the cake in Donald Trump's mind, and…

1 year ago

CHAGOS ISLANDS: The Glorious Victory of China: How the West Surrenders Its Own Empire

BEIJING - China - The supreme soviet CCP gloriously mocks the West over its total capitulation of the Chagos Islands.

1 year ago

Starmer’s Voice Coach Revealed

SCUNTHORPE - England - We can finally reveal the identity of Keir Starmer's voice coach.

1 year ago

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