music biz

McDonalds Now Recruiting Latest X Factor Winners

LONDON - England - The McDonalds chain is gaining the majority of their employees from X Factor shows it has…

12 years ago

One Direction Boy Now Living On Skid Row

LOS ANGELES - USA - One Direction boyband member Harry Styles, who has fallen on hard times is now living…

12 years ago

How Simon Cowell Creations Are Dominating Music Charts

LUTON - England - Simon Cowell is the Music Biz today. No need for Top of the Pops anymore, because…

13 years ago

Music Biz Tears as SLJ, THP, FVF and WSX Split

LONDON - England - The Music Biz was in mourning today as numerous manufactured faceless talentless boy bands split.

13 years ago

Brit Awards Latest

LONDON - England - It's that time of year again when more corporately created bland, morose, banal autotuned mime acts…

13 years ago

His Master’s Voice Alas Now Just an Autotuned Mess

LONDON - England - How many X Factor acts were gracing the shelves of HMV as it was consigned to…

13 years ago

Cowell Raw Sewage Injections Taking Toll

LOS ANGELES - USA - Simon Cowell, the man behind untalent shows like the X Factor and Britain's Got Talent,…

13 years ago

‘Bed Intruder’ Video Voted Best Music Video of All Time

LONDON - England - Results are finally in for the best music video of all time, in conjunction with MTV,…

13 years ago

Next Round of Simon Cowell Creations Hits Music Charts This Week

LONDON - England - Not content with polluting the world's entertainment industry with his awful creations, Simon Cowell assaults the…

13 years ago

Music Biz Autotune Songs Now Used to Torture Inmates in Secret CIA Centres

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION - The music biz has come a long way since the days when artists and musicians sang and…

13 years ago

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