Music Biz Tears as SLJ, THP, FVF and WSX Split

LONDON - England - The Music Biz was in mourning today as numerous manufactured faceless talentless boy bands split.

“We feed the public with enough shit and they eventually see it as normal,” the music executive for Warner Bros. music told Entertainment Weekly.

The sadness felt has however been dampened because music executives have created twenty more faceless banal boy band and girl band acts to complement the vacuum left in the music biz.

“It’s not just a question of cross-collateralization, we have to sometimes adjust the template to increase sales even further. SLJ split so we created DXG,” another executive explained.

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