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Comrade Gordon Brown Denounces Traitors to Era of Change

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected brother in arms, Comrade Brown today urged party stalwarts to not be demoralised by…

18 years ago

Comrade Harman Tours London Street

LONDON - England - Comrade Harriet Harman was spied touring the war zone sector of Peckham, South London yesterday.

18 years ago

Councils to Introduce Walking Tripod CCTV Cameras

LONDON - England - The Labour government is introducing a pilot Mobile CCTV Tripod Surveillance scheme in Tower Hamlets Council…

18 years ago

Unfit Britons to Lose NHS Care

LONDON - England - Comrade Brown, who as our unelected superhuman super-fit Commander in Chief, brought forth more orders for…

18 years ago

Entire Labour Government Lost in Iowa

IOWA - United States - The entire Labour Government and Cabinet has been lost in the American state of Iowa.…

18 years ago

Supreme Unelected Comrade Brown to Star in Mr. Bean Film

LONDON - England - Comrade Brown, the unelected leader of the Labour one-party system in the Westminster duma, is throwing…

18 years ago

Comrade Gordon Brown Cleanses Britain of Sovereignty

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Our supreme unelected leader Comrade Brown has cleansed Britain of centuries of British democratic rights and…

18 years ago

Labour Government to Ban Guns in UK

LONDON - England - Home Secretary Jacqui Smith today announced a new law to ban dangerous handguns and machine guns…

18 years ago

Comrade Brown and Darling Vision of Change Policies Announced

LONDON - England - Comrade Brown's people's chancellor, Comrade Darling, yesterday set out the 'Vision of Change' for Britain.

18 years ago

Unelected Supreme Comrade Gordon Brown Delays Non-Election

LONDON - England - Our Supreme Comrade and unelected Commander, Gordon Brown, declares his unending Non-Election for the good of…

18 years ago

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