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Yay! According to Labour Minister, “Paki Bashers” Are Back

LIVERPOOL - England - The Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood delivered a divisive speech during her address to the Labour Party…

2 months ago

England Goddesses Beat Spain in Women’s European Championship 2025

BASIL - Switzerland - England's goddesses have won the UEFA European Women's Championship after a penalty shootout.

4 months ago

Vicar Criticised for Refurbishing 15th Century Village Church

GRINDLEFARTLESDEAN - England - Villagers say Reverend Peter Monkswaithe has ‘disfigured the village church’ with a recent refurbishment

8 months ago

The Daily Squib Warned About Socialist Plans to Concrete Over the Countryside in 2011

THE COUNTRYSIDE - England - The Daily Squib predicted that a socialist government would concrete over the countryside in 2011.

12 months ago

Another Sad Day For England: Spain Send English Tourists Home

BERLIN - Germany - More hurt for England as they're sent home from the Euro 2024 finals, beaten by Spain.

1 year ago

Giggling Penalty Losers Laugh at Racist England Fans on Private Jet

TURKS AND CAICOS - While most England fans are still in serious pain, two of the penalty losers were celebrating…

4 years ago

England Fan Filmed Snorting Cocaine Then Sticking a Flare Up His Arse Honoured at Madame Tussauds

LONDON - England - The England fan who stuck a red flare up his arse during the Euro 2020 tournament…

4 years ago

Man Suddenly Becomes Superstitious Before Next England Game

ESSEX - England - An England fan has suddenly become very superstitious before the final Euro match against Italy.

4 years ago

Have England Signed Death Sentence For Colombian Players After Penalty Win?

MOSCOW - Russia - The England team cleared out a twenty year drought of winning penalty shootouts, by actually winning…

7 years ago

World Cup 2018 Russian Festival of Brutal Violence a Death Sentence

MOSCOW - Russia - The upcoming World Cup will be a serious test for England fans as the Russian Ultras…

8 years ago

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