economy

Daily Squib Ten-Step Plan For UK Economic Recovery

LONDON - England - Ladies and gentlemen, we at the Daily Squib have compiled a ten point plan for the…

13 years ago

Farewell AAA and Hello B Minus For UK

LONDON - England - George Osborne and David Cameron were sobbing into their tax receipts tonight as Moody's took away…

13 years ago

Luxury Hotels to Stay in During the Economic Depression

LONDON - England - Read the Daily Squib's exclusive guide on luxury hotels to stay in during the big depression…

13 years ago

Cammo Gets Begging Bowl Out For the Indians

AMRITSAR - India - "We're broke, and once more we need to plunder your resources," the PM said at a…

13 years ago

U.S. Petrol Prices Slowly Reaching U.K. 1980s Prices

DELAWARE - USA - The whining sound of Americans groaning over their cheap petrol (gas) prices sometimes reaches across the…

13 years ago

Americans Tried to Escape Taxes But Now Swimming in Them

BOSTON - USA - America was created as a place which was away from the punitive taxes of England, but…

13 years ago

Global Recession Starting to Really Annoy Me Says Man

GRIMSBY - England - The bankers have had their multiple bailouts as have other business leaders in high places and…

13 years ago

Bankrupt Argentina Wants to Move Whole Country to Falklands For UK Benefits Culture

BUENOS AIRES - Argentina - It has finally been revealed what Cristina Kirchner, the Argentine leader is planning to do…

13 years ago

Stocks Surge By 0.003% Again

NEW YORK - USA - Stocks were up 0.003% this morning after an incredible rise of 0.002% yesterday and by…

13 years ago

George Osborne: “Would You Like a Triple Dip With That Great Depression?”

DAVOS - Switzerland - Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne is to start the Treasury's own chain of restaurants across…

13 years ago

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