NEW YORK - USA - Stocks were up 0.003% this morning after an incredible rise of 0.002% yesterday and by 2pm they were down slightly by 0.0001%.
“We definitely feel that the recovery is happening right now as we speak,” a Hedge Fund manager told Reuters.
Traders at the New York Stock Exchange were just as excited as everyone else.
“Someon’e buying this shit, don’t know who but hey, who am I to complain?” a trader said with a big smile on his face.
By the closing bell, the S&P had at one point increased by 0.0004% on the day’s trading but pulled back a little.
“Same thing tomorrow but it might go down a little then up a bit, or even stay kind of flat,” another trader quipped.
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