economic collapse

French Government: “Nothing to see here mes amis, we are just collapsing”

PARIS - France - The French government is collapsing, or actually, it may have collapsed already.

11 months ago

Commissar Reeves Planning to Tax Dead People

SCUNTHORPE - England - Commissar Reeves is planning to tax dead people. If you are dead or dying, the Big…

12 months ago

“Comrades, I am on holiday this week on a cruise”

THE MID ATLANTIC OCEAN - Good news comrades, commissar Reeves has sent us all a brief communiqué from her summer…

1 year ago

GROWTH: “I am proud to forecast a £50 billion deficit from £22 billion deficit!”

GRIMSBY - England - Commissar Reeves proudly announces growth of the PRSB deficit to £50 billion black hole, from a…

1 year ago

Starmer Refutes That Britain Under Labour is a Laughingstock Around the World

SCUNTHORPE - England - Starmer firmly refutes that Labour is a laughingstock under the Labour regime.

1 year ago

More Good News Comrades, Food Inflation is Set to Rise Again

GRMSBY - England - Just as you thought it can't get any better, food inflation is set to rise again…

1 year ago

Great British Shakedown: UK Worker Loses 65.88% of Income to Taxes

LONDON - England - Think you have a good salary in the UK? Think again when you look at the…

1 year ago

Reeves: “I am pleased to announce I beat the Liz Truss record for bond market”

GRIMSBY - England - Rachel Reeves is proud to announce that her economic policies have resulted in a bond market…

1 year ago

The Tears of Socialism When Other People’s Money Runs Out

LONDON - England - PMQs revealed the tears of socialism, with Rachel Reeves on her way out for ruining the…

1 year ago

What Would Blackadder Say About Chancellor Reeves?

LONDON - England - In homage to John Curtis and Ben Elton of Blackadder fame, we messily imagine what he…

1 year ago

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