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Caught in the iCloud Female Hollywood Celebs in Frenzied Fapocalypse

LOS ANGELES - USA - Every iCloud has a silver lining, and the last 48 hours have changed the nature…

10 years ago

Farewell Joan Rivers You Will be Missed by Liberals Everywhere

MANHATTAN - USA - Politically correct liberals all across the United States were in mourning today at the loss of…

10 years ago

Next Kate Bush Concert Scheduled When She’s 91

LONDON - England - Fans were said to be eager and waiting for the next Kate Bush concert in 35…

10 years ago

British Bake Off World War III Latest News

EAST TEDDINGTON - England - There's some very important news circulating about the British Bake Off which you must read…

10 years ago

New Celebrity Excrement Bucket Challenge Announced

LONDON - England - Every celebrity likes to be seen doing something so they can be seen by others and…

10 years ago

Actor Has Social Responsibility to Comment on News Incident

LOS ANGELES - USA - Hollywood celebrities have a responsibility to make inane, uninformed comments on actual news stories, political…

10 years ago

One Direction Zayn Malik Issues Fatwa on Israel

LONDON - England - Pakistani pop auto-tuner Zayn Malik has put a fatwa on all Israeli fans of Simon Cowell…

10 years ago

Shia Labeouf Joins Shia Militia in Iraq

BAGHDAD - Iraq - Former Hollywood actor Shia Labeouf embarked on a journey last week to join a Shia militia.

10 years ago

People Tolerated Savile and Harris

LEEDS - England - Great evil is allowed to continue because people who know very well what is going on…

10 years ago

Desperate French Resorting to Hiring Out Versailles to Vulgar Celebrities

VERSAILLES - France - The French have had to undergo many indignities throughout their colourful history, however hiring out the…

10 years ago

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