Giggs Treated Moyes Like a Member of the Family

MANCHESTER - England - After the unsavoury departure of former manager David Moyes from Manchester United, former footballer Ryan Giggs has stepped into his shoes.

Everyone loves a good ending, but that’s not what happened to Manchester United’s former manager David Moyes.

“Moyes? Well I treated him like a brother. That’s all I am going to say,” a rushed Ryan Giggs commented on the football pitch.

What is it with these footballers and their spit roasting? New Manchester United interim manager, Ryan Giggs has also vowed to put a super-injunction on any other comments about the now ousted Moyes.

Manchester United fans were incandescent about the Moyes treatment and are now demanding the return of Sir Alex Ferguson, to clean up the cess pool a little.

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