Australian Cricketer to Get New Year Honours From Queen

LONDON - England - Buckingham palace has announced the New Year's Honours list will include a very talented Australian cricketer.

Australian fast bowler, Brett Lee is flying into Britain today after being hailed for his bowling skills and service to the world.

“Karmaline”

“I am honoured to be er..honoured by the Queen after my stupendous bowling skills were put to great effect against that lying hacking brown nosing Piers Moron fella. I hear the poms enjoyed the show so much they’re playing the clips on a permanent loop on their tellies,” Lee said from his First Class Qantas seat.

Buckingham palace has confirmed that Australian cricketer Brett Lee will receive an OBE, MBE, KBE and CBE all at the same time for his rib cracking performance.

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